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Funny Things (spongebob) @ 7:27 AM
There is this spongebob episode, called the Alaskan Bull Worm......
It was about this huge giant pink alaskan bull worm that is eating alot of bikini bottom.
One fish said: He ate my wheelbarrow! (His wheelbarrow has a bite mark.)
Another fish said: He ate my children's homework! (Her two kids are happy.)
Fish 3: (A huge bite of his butt is missing) Do I need to say it?
Fish 4: How can we protect ourselves?
Mr. Krabs: I've got it! Let's all buy a Krabby Patty! (crowd boos and throws ketchup and mustard bottles at him)
Fish 5: We should lock our doors!
Fish 6: We should call my nephew!
Knight Fish: We should dig a moat!
Patrick: We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else! (crowd immediately quiets down) this is important to notice.
Squidward: That idea may just be crazy enough... to get us all killed!!
Fish 1: Let's get someone to go after it!
Mr. Krabs: There ain't no one fool enough to take on an Alaskan Bull Worm!
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Sandy: I'll catch your worm for ya, that is, if'n you're willing to pay!
Mr. Krabs: No!!!!!!! You'll never get a cent out of me! (runs to block the cash register with his body) Never! I'd rather that worm come in here right now and eat you all alive!!! (the crowd looks at him) Sorry.
Sandy: (laughs) Aw shucks. I don't want your money. I was just playing up the drama of the moment, is all. (Mr. Krabs chuckles, which gradually turns into crying; Sandy continues) Nope. I'm gonna take that spineless critter down for nothing, 'cause this is personal. Look. My tail's gone! Varmint must've got it while I had my back turned, the coward! I am gonna get back what's mine! (crowd cheers)
SpongeBob: (alarmed) What? But Sandy, you don't know what you're up against. We're talking about an Alaskan... Bull... Worm!
Sandy: Well, I don't know nothing about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls, and I wrangled worms. Far as I'm concerned, doing 'em both together just saves rope. Now I'm gonna go kick me some worm tail! Yee-haw!
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Mr. Krabs: (amidst the still-cheering crowd) Go get 'em, Sandy! We have the utmost confidence in you! (crowd stops; Mr. Krabs turns to Patrick) Now, what was that idea of yours?
Patrick: PUSH! (new scene shows all the citizens trying to push the buildings of Bikini Bottom and they push it somewhere far away)Then in NUSH, my brother's teacher ask how can the people be saved from the tsunami or volcano eruptions. Then his friend said: "We can take the city and push it somewhere else!"(Refer to previous bold one that patrick said "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!") So funny, I was laughing like what like that. You must watch the show to undersand the funniness, my mother didn't find it funny.
You can watch it at
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/HGcelyYLJNg/at 1min 53secs is the first bold one. The next bold one is at 4min 3 secs.
